Fluid for swirling
Blood for warming
Heartbeat for comforting
Cord for succouring
I am having the time of my life

Teat for sucking
Mother for loving
Nappies for shitting
Arms for embracing
I am having the time of my life

Friends for playing
Conkers for winning
Hair for pulling
Knees for mudding
I am having the time of my life

Bodies for fondling
Cars for racing
Parties for raving
Causes for marching
I am having the time of my life

Spouse for loving
Children for playing
Job for working
Mortgage for paying
I am having the time of my life

Booze for drinking
Abroad for going
Partner for cheating
Money for everything
I am having the time of my life

Chair for sitting
Family for framing
Aches for doctoring
Days for recalling
I am having the time of my life

Bells for tolling
Coffin for carrying
Graveside for weeping
Body for rotting
I have had the time of my life.